What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:42

Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No